Hello wonderful people! Quick apology to those of you who were expecting a blog post last week, unfortunately I had all four wisdom teeth out on Tuesday, and all the “oh you lost all your wisdom” jokes aside, while I may have felt a little bit like Post Malone, it turns out watching Tayshia andContinue reading “Bachelorette Week 9 Recap”
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Bachelorette Week 7 Recap
The latest instalment of the Bachelorette began by dangling a nice juicy piece of red meat in front of Bachelor nation. I am of course talking about the island of immaturity that was Chasen and Noah’s little outdoor bed powwow. This throwaway conversation at the top of the episode may have seemed inconsequential on theContinue reading “Bachelorette Week 7 Recap”
Bachelorette Week 6 Recap
I’ve been living alone for the past 8+ weeks, and there are certainly certain perks that accompany this solo habitation situation. There are the classics like being able to eat the Cheesecake Factory takeout 3+ nights a week, and not having to worry about spreading a deadly virus to more at-risk members of my family;Continue reading “Bachelorette Week 6 Recap”
The Bachelorette Week 5 Recap
What a couple of weeks we’ve had here in the United States of Belarus! I know a lot of you were probably wondering how I could have passed up on the opportunity to opine about Dale’s tin-pot proposal to Clare in the last episode; or to flood my third computer keyboard of the season droolingContinue reading “The Bachelorette Week 5 Recap”
Bachelor Week 3 Recap
Yesterday evening I had the distinct pleasure of watching The Bachelorette with a couple of friends from college. One is a Bachelor Nation fan that makes Stan look like a casual listener to only Eminem’s most mainstream hits, and one had never before seen an episode… and what an episode it was to pop theContinue reading “Bachelor Week 3 Recap”
The Bachelorette Episode 2 Recap
After what can only be described as a lukewarm bowl of gas station chili for a first episode, The Bachelorette is well and truly back, meaningless and easily avoidable drama, group nudity and all! Lets jump in! Now I must admit, going into this I didn’t know any of the five love languages that wereContinue reading “The Bachelorette Episode 2 Recap”
Episode 1 Recap
This opening episode of the Bachelorette will certainly not go down in the annals of history as a barn burner. The promotional materials for the upcoming episodes however? Goodness gracious me, we’re in for a bumpy ride. It’s par for the course for Chris to come out, looking excellent, and wax lyrical about how thisContinue reading “Episode 1 Recap”
Bachelorette Preview
Loyal readers, friends and all of the Bangladeshi kids who I pay 79 cents an hour to boost time spent metrics for this blog, what an absolute pleasure it is to be back with you again after what has seemed like an interminable run of Bachelor-less life! It’s certainly been a long and unconventional offContinue reading “Bachelorette Preview”
Bachelor Finale Part 2
Discussing The Bachelor with a peripheral or non-fan (I know, they exist?) is the Excalibur of double edged swords. On the one hand, I find myself getting frustrated that these nescients aren’t versed in elementary Bachelor history and haven’t been bullying Reddit-derived fan conspiracies into their skulls all season. On the other, these people canContinue reading “Bachelor Finale Part 2”
Bachelor Finale – Part 1
The niceties and nuances of the market economy are phenomena that I understand to about a 3rd grade level; and that’s generous. Seeing as the only invisible hand that the vast majority of middle schooler’s know is the one that cleans their dishes while they watch The Suite Life of Zack and Cody after dinner;Continue reading “Bachelor Finale – Part 1”
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